Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.
What did the judge say to the man who drank a fish?
Gill Tea
What do you call four dead fish on a table?
Plaice mats
Where do fish learn to read and write?
They’re fish, you donut. They don’t learn to read and write!
Why should you never use a saddle to ride a dolphin?
It defeats the porpoise
Can you sea weed?
No, but I sword fish.
When should you run away from a goldfish?
When it’s in a tank
Why don’t fish wear trousers?
They’re too fin
Why did the parrot sit on a fish?
It was a perch
Which fish was popular in the 80’s?
The Mullet
What do you call smoked lungfish?
A Puffer fish
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What did the judge say to the man who drank a fish?
Gill tea
What do you call four dead fish on a table?
Plaice mats
Where do fish learn to read and write?
They’re fish, you donut. They don’t learn to read and write!
Why should you never use a saddle to ride a dolphin?
It defeats the porpoise
Can you sea weed?
No, but I sword fish.
When should you run away from a goldfish?
When it’s in a tank
Why don’t fish wear trousers?
They’re too fin
Why did the parrot sit on a fish?
It was a perch
Which fish was popular in the 80’s?
The Mullet
What do you call smoked lungfish?
A pufferfish
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