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Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

What did the judge say to the man who drank a fish?
Gill Tea

What do you call four dead fish on a table?
Plaice mats

Where do fish learn to read and write?
They’re fish, you donut. They don’t learn to read and write!

Why should you never use a saddle to ride a dolphin?
It defeats the porpoise

Can you sea weed?
No, but I sword fish.

When should you run away from a goldfish?
When it’s in a tank

Why don’t fish wear trousers?
They’re too fin

Why did the parrot sit on a fish?
It was a perch

Which fish was popular in the 80’s?
The Mullet

What do you call smoked lungfish?
A Puffer fish

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What did the judge say to the man who drank a fish?
Gill tea

What do you call four dead fish on a table?
Plaice mats

Where do fish learn to read and write?
They’re fish, you donut. They don’t learn to read and write!

Why should you never use a saddle to ride a dolphin?
It defeats the porpoise

Can you sea weed?
No, but I sword fish.

When should you run away from a goldfish?
When it’s in a tank

Why don’t fish wear trousers?
They’re too fin

Why did the parrot sit on a fish?
It was a perch

Which fish was popular in the 80’s?
The Mullet

What do you call smoked lungfish?
A pufferfish

If you’d like to catch some more laughs, check out Tom E. Moffatt’s books.