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Looking for a way to make Maths more fun? Laugh and learn at the same time with this number-crunching humour.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Between the Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge, there is plenty of room for a few jokes. So, I thought I'd see if I could come up with an entire collection of USA jokes...

 

 

 

 

 

 



If you're a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Need a laugh? Let me prescribe some Doctor, Doctor jokes to tickle your funny bone:

 

 

 

 

 

 



I'm not sure if I'll ever run out of funny book titles. I've written more than 60 in total, yet they still keep coming. I could probably fill an entire book with them, but what on earth would I call it?

 

 

 

 

 

 



I’ve written roughly seventy name jokes over the years, which would be enough people to fill a bus. Perhaps I should hire a coach and only sell tickets to people with names that feature in my jokes. But where should we go? Somewhere with a funny name, of course. How about Middelfart, Denmark? Or Pee Pee Township, Ohio?

 

 

 

 

 

 



I've never been able to play any instruments, but I can write jokes about them, and if people laugh… it's music to my ears!

 

 

 

 

 

 



Forget wisdom and philosophy… check out these Ancient Greek jokes instead!

 

 

 

 

 

 



Wash your hands and grab your chef's hat... we're about to cook up some delicious jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 



This month I thought I'd knock-out some hilarious animal jokes... of the knock-knock variety.

 

 

 

 

 

 



The future is here with this hi-tech collection of Sci-Fi jokes:

 

 

 

 

 

 



Instead of getting into shape, let's get into some shape jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 



To celebrate Star Wars day, I thought I'd come up with my own jokes from a galaxy far, far away. May the Fourth be with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 



Mum's the word with this month's collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!

 

 

 

 

 

 


There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let's turn them into some funny jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 


Get out your test tubes and petri dishes, because this month we’re experimenting with some chemistry jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 


This month I've been mixing together some drink-related jokes. Cheers!

 

 

 

 

 

 


Have a close encounter with this collection of out-of-this-world alien jokes, which come in all shapes and sizes.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Nursery rhymes are ingrained in our culture, but we never seem to hear any jokes about them. Until now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Computers can't write jokes, but that doesn't mean we can't write jokes about computers. Check out these beauties… which are definitely my type!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought I'd stay at home this month with a collection of jokes from around the house. So, come in and make yourself at home…

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think it would be possible to write an entire collection of alphabet jokes, but in the end it was as easy as A, B, C …

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been roamin' the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!

 

 

 

 

 

 

These terrifically testing tongue-twisters might tie your tongue in two! Try to repeat them rapidly ten times…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I'd give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are one of my favourite types of jokes. They're especially funny because they often take you by surprise and make you see a name in a completely new light. Plus, I get to ask questions like, 'What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?' You'll have to read on for the answer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A person's taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can't aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought pet jokes might be too narrow a category, but then I thought about all the pets I've had over the years, including rabbits, dogs, cats, mice, fish, a tortoise, a slow worm, a gecko and two iguanas, which left me with quite a few options.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been travelling without moving by writing these worldly wonders for the World Wide Web…

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I thought I’d mix things up with some Limericks – one of my favourite forms of poetry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here's what he came up with…

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you're feeling a little flushed, check out this month's collection of toilet jokes. Just don't forget to use the air freshener when you're done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's always time for a joke, but it's about time there were more jokes about time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've had a lot of fun laying these bird jokes, but now it's time for them to spread their wings and fly out into the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's nothing better than spending time with your family. Other than sharing jokes with your family, of course…

 

 

 

 

 

 

At a time when medical professionals are working harder than ever, I thought I'd put out some doctor, doctor jokes to lighten the mood…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month's collection of wild animal jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month we're going for a ride with some wheely good transport jokes. Climb aboard and don't forget to belt up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that the festivities are over, it's time to think about going back to school. Here are some jokes to help combat the back-to-school blues:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Christmas is nearly here again, which means it's time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month's stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These classic knock-knock jokes always have a person knocking at the door and the punchline sentence usually begins with their name. Despite being some of the oldest jokes in the book, they can still rustle up a few laughs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you'd like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers' Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. They’ve been dried out, covered with salt and wrapped in cloth, just so that they can be perfectly preserved for thousands of years. Come to think of it, perhaps they should be called Mummy Jokes instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With more than 200 bones and 70 organs, the human body is a funny old thing. And that’s before you consider all of the poo, snot, earwax and methane gas that we produce. It’s therefore not surprising that body part jokes were one of the easy categories to write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry ... this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously ... this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here ... You’re in for a real treat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Looking for a way to make Maths more fun? Laugh and learn at the same time with this number-crunching humour.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Between the Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge, there is plenty of room for a few jokes. So, I thought I'd see if I could come up with an entire collection of USA jokes...

 

 

 

 

 

 


If you're a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Need a laugh? Let me prescribe some Doctor, Doctor jokes to tickle your funny bone:

 

 

 

 

 

 


I'm not sure if I'll ever run out of funny book titles. I've written more than 60 in total, yet they still keep coming. I could probably fill an entire book with them, but what on earth would I call it?

 

 

 

 

 

 


I’ve written roughly seventy name jokes over the years, which would be enough people to fill a bus. Perhaps I should hire a coach and only sell tickets to people with names that feature in my jokes. But where should we go? Somewhere with a funny name, of course. How about Middelfart, Denmark? Or Pee Pee Township, Ohio?

 

 

 

 

 

 


I've never been able to play any instruments, but I can write jokes about them, and if people laugh… it's music to my ears!

 

 

 

 

 

 


Forget wisdom and philosophy… check out these Ancient Greek jokes instead!

 

 

 

 

 

 


Wash your hands and grab your chef's hat... we're about to cook up some delicious jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 


This month I thought I'd knock-out some hilarious animal jokes... of the knock-knock variety.

 

 

 

 

 

 


The future is here with this hi-tech collection of Sci-Fi jokes:

 

 

 

 

 

 


Instead of getting into shape, let's get into some shape jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 


To celebrate Star Wars day, I thought I'd come up with my own jokes from a galaxy far, far away. May the Fourth be with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Mum's the word with this month's collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let's turn them into some funny jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get out your test tubes and petri dishes, because this month we’re experimenting with some chemistry jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been mixing together some drink-related jokes. Cheers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a close encounter with this collection of out-of-this-world alien jokes, which come in all shapes and sizes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nursery rhymes are ingrained in our culture, but we never seem to hear any jokes about them. Until now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Computers can't write jokes, but that doesn't mean we can't write jokes about computers. Check out these beauties… which are definitely my type!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought I'd stay at home this month with a collection of jokes from around the house. So, come in and make yourself at home…

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think it would be possible to write an entire collection of alphabet jokes, but in the end it was as easy as A, B, C …

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been roamin' the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!

 

 

 

 

 

 

These terrifically testing tongue-twisters might tie your tongue in two! Try to repeat them rapidly ten times…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I'd give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are one of my favourite types of jokes. They're especially funny because they often take you by surprise and make you see a name in a completely new light. Plus, I get to ask questions like, 'What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?' You'll have to read on for the answer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A person's taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can't aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought pet jokes might be too narrow a category, but then I thought about all the pets I've had over the years, including rabbits, dogs, cats, mice, fish, a tortoise, a slow worm, a gecko and two iguanas, which left me with quite a few options.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been travelling without moving by writing these worldly wonders for the World Wide Web…

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I thought I’d mix things up with some Limericks – one of my favourite forms of poetry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here's what he came up with…

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you're feeling a little flushed, check out this month's collection of toilet jokes. Just don't forget to use the air freshener when you're done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's always time for a joke, but it's about time there were more jokes about time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month's collection of wild animal jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've had a lot of fun laying these bird jokes, but now it's time for them to spread their wings and fly out into the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's nothing better than spending time with your family. Other than sharing jokes with your family, of course…

 

 

 

 

 

 

At a time when medical professionals are working harder than ever, I thought I'd put out some doctor, doctor jokes to lighten the mood…

 

 

 

 

 

 

We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month we're going for a ride with some wheely good transport jokes. Climb aboard and don't forget to belt up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that the festivities are over, it's time to think about going back to school. Here are some jokes to help combat the back-to-school blues:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Christmas is nearly here again, which means it's time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month's stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These classic knock-knock jokes always have a person knocking at the door and the punchline sentence usually begins with their name. Despite being some of the oldest jokes in the book, they can still rustle up a few laughs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you'd like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers' Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.

 

 

 

Insect Jokes

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

 

 

 

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. They’ve been dried out, covered with salt and wrapped in cloth, just so that they can be perfectly preserved for thousands of years. Come to think of it, perhaps they should be called Mummy Jokes instead.

 

 

 

Food Jokes

 

 

 

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With more than 200 bones and 70 organs, the human body is a funny old thing. And that’s before you consider all of the poo, snot, earwax and methane gas that we produce. It’s therefore not surprising that body part jokes were one of the easy categories to write.

 

 

 

Funny Book Titles

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry ... this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here ... You’re in for a real treat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously ... this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.