Cultivating Laughs: Gardening Jokes to Brighten Your Day

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Gardening Jokes

If you love gardening, dig into this fresh collection of jokes, weeding out the best ones to share with your garden gnomes.

What can you use to pay for gardening work?

A hedge fund

How do you get a message to your garden?

By fence post

What do picking your nose and gardening have in common?

Green fingers

How do you select the best garden fence?

Picket

Why did the leaf collector love his job?

He was raking it in

What should you serve with a garden salad?

Wood chips

What should you do if you want to give up gardening?

Throw in the trowel

When are grass seeds unhappy?

When they’re for lawn

What do you call a watering can with a hole in the bottom?

A watering can’t

My cat’s a terrible decision maker.

She’s always sitting on the fence

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