Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? Me ow!
Where does a cat keep its money? In its purrs
What do you get if a cat tries to use punctuation? A Cat-apostrophe
Who’s the main cat? A lion
What do you say if someone sees a leopard in their garden? Good spotting!
What do you call a row of cats? A feline
How do cats stir eggs? With their whiskers
What do cats play football with? A Fur Ball
What do you call a cat that is glued to a wooden base? A cat-as-trophy
Singing cats aren’t funny… They’re a mew sing
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. If you enjoy a good laugh … check out his books here.
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? Me ow!
Where does a cat keep its money? In its purrs
What do you get if a cat tries to use punctuation? A Cat-apostrophe
Who’s the main cat? A lion
What do you say if someone sees a leopard in their garden? Good spotting!
What do you call a row of cats? A feline
How do cats stir eggs? With their whiskers
What do cats play football with? A Fur Ball
What do you call a cat that is glued to a wooden base? A cat-as-trophy
Singing cats aren’t funny… They’re a mew sing
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. If you enjoy a good laugh … check out his books here.
