Paws for a Giggle: Hilarious Cat Jokes for Kids

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Purrfect Cat Jokes

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

What does a cat say when it gets injured?

Me ow!

Where does a cat keep its money?

In its purrs

What do you get if a cat tries to use punctuation?

A Cat-apostrophe

Who’s the main cat?

A lion

What do you say if someone sees a leopard in their garden?

Good spotting!

What do you call a row of cats?

A feline

How do cats stir eggs?

With their whiskers

What do cats play football with?

A Fur Ball

What do you call a cat that is glued to a wooden base?

A cat-as-trophy

Singing cats aren’t funny…

They’re a mew sing

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