Viking Ventures: Hilarious Viking Jokes for Every Raider

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Viking Jokes

If you wear a horned helmet to raid the fridge, this section is for you. Pillage your way through these hilarious jokes and let laughter be your battle cry.

Why were there no Vikings called Ruth?

Because they were Ruthless

How does Thor protect the realms?

As guard

What did Vikings take to feel better?

Pillage

Why weren’t the Vikings ruled by women?

Because that would have made them Viqueens

What do modern-day Vikings do when they are hungry?

Raid the fridge

Why did the wind keep the Vikings awake?

It kept blowing their horns

What do you call a Viking that loses both eyes?

A Vkng

Who was the Norse God of Spring?

Thaw

How did Vikings send messages?

By Norse code

Why didn’t Vikings keep their boats for long?

They were always for sail

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