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Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

It’s a knock out!

Packed with more punches than a professional boxing match, Funny Knock-Knock Jokes will knock your socks off and split your sides. With over 400 hilarious jokes organised into fun categories, such as Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather, you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to get up to answer the door.

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes:

  • Perfect for little jokesters aged 6-10
  • Clean family-friendly fun
  • Boost reading skills with these repetitively-structured jokes
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  • A professionally designed book containing 200+ pages

 

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I’m fine, thank you.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Selma
Selma who?
I’ll Selma own grandmother, if you give me a good price!

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Shout
Shout who?
WHO!!!

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howler
Howler who?
Howler remember all these great jokes?

 

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