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Book cover titled "You're Joking: Create Your Own Knock Knock Jokes" by Tom E. Moffatt, with illustrations of various characters.
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You’re Joking: Create your own Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock bad jokes on the head!

Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines.
Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes.

Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ewan
Ewan who?
Ewan me need to talk.

Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter minute, I think I’m at the wrong house!

And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I’m fine, thank you.

And can you break the rules, like this?
Ding-dong!
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle not better than a knocker these days?

This book will make you so funny, your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!

$9.99

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