Bums Away: The Cheekiest Butt Jokes Ever

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Bum Jokes

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

Which side do bums always want to be on?

The back side

What do you get if you swallow uranium?

A nuclear bum

Teacher: Why are you lying in the doorway with only your top half in the classroom?

Student: You said ͞”No butts!͟”

Why did the man carry a bottom into the elevator?

He was bringing up the rear

Where should you keep fake poo?

In the bottom drawer

Why did the bum get a slap?

It was being cheeky

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It wanted to get to the bottom

What do you call someone who gives you 3 wishes every time you rub their butt?

Genie-Arse!

What is the biggest bum in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

What happens when you hit rock bottom?

Bum Crack

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