A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.
Which side do bums always want to be on?
The back side
What do you get if you swallow uranium?
A nuclear bum
Teacher: Why are you lying in the doorway with only your top half in the classroom?
Student: You said ͞”No butts!͟”
Why did the man carry a bottom into the elevator?
He was bringing up the rear
Where should you keep fake poo?
In the bottom drawer
Why did the bum get a slap?
It was being cheeky
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom
What do you call someone who gives you 3 wishes every time you rub their butt? Genie-Arse!
What is the biggest bum in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
What happens when you hit rock bottom?
Bum Crack
Tom E. Moffatt thinks bottoms are very funny. If you do too, you might want to check out some of his books.
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A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.
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Which side do bums always want to be on?
The back side
What do you get if you swallow uranium?
A nuclear bum
Teacher: Why are you lying in the doorway with only your top half in the classroom?
Student: You said ͞”No butts!”
Why did the man carry a bottom into the elevator?
He was bringing up the rear
Where should you keep fake poo?
In the bottom drawer
Why did the bum get a slap?
It was being cheeky
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom
What do you call someone who gives you 3 wishes every time you rub their butt?
Genie-Arse!
What is the biggest bum in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
What happens when you hit rock bottom?
Bum Crack
Tom E. Moffatt thinks bottoms are very funny. If you do too, you might want to check out some of his books.
