If you’re feeling a little flushed, check out this month’s collection of toilet jokes. Just don’t forget to use the air freshener when you’re done.
What’s a bum’s favourite day? A bidet
How do you make coffee in a toilet? With a plunger
What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet? Urinal the photos
How do you get your arm down a toilet? U bend it
What did the poo say when it was flushed down the toilet? Weeeeeee!
When did the baby poo want to go in the toilet? When it could touch the bottom
Why was the old toilet always flushed? Everyone kept yanking his chain
When does toilet paper keep on wiping? When it’s on a roll
What’s better than an in-house joke? An out-house joke
Where do poos go to sleep? In a bedpan
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
If you’re feeling a little flushed, check out this month’s collection of toilet jokes. Just don’t forget to use the air freshener when you’re done.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s a bum’s favourite day? A bidet
How do you make coffee in a toilet? With a plunger
What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet? Urinal the photos
How do you get your arm down a toilet? U bend it
What did the poo say when it was flushed down the toilet? Weeeeeee!
When did the baby poo want to go in the toilet? When it could touch the bottom
Why was the old toilet always flushed? Everyone kept yanking his chain
When does toilet paper keep on wiping? When it’s on a roll
What’s better than an in-house joke? An out-house joke
Where do poos go to sleep? In a bedpan
Tom E. Moffatt loves to include toilet humour in his books and jokes.
