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If you’re feeling a little flushed, check out this month’s collection of toilet jokes. Just don’t forget to use the air freshener when you’re done.

What’s a bum’s favourite day? A bidet 

How do you make coffee in a toilet? With a plunger 

What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet? Urinal the photos 

How do you get your arm down a toilet? U bend it 

What did the poo say when it was flushed down the toilet? Weeeeeee! 

When did the baby poo want to go in the toilet? When it could touch the bottom 

Why was the old toilet always flushed? Everyone kept yanking his chain 

When does toilet paper keep on wiping? When it’s on a roll 

What’s better than an in-house joke? An out-house joke 

Where do poos go to sleep? In a bedpan 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

If you’re feeling a little flushed, check out this month’s collection of toilet jokes. Just don’t forget to use the air freshener when you’re done.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s a bum’s favourite day? A bidet 

How do you make coffee in a toilet? With a plunger 

What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet? Urinal the photos 

How do you get your arm down a toilet? U bend it 

What did the poo say when it was flushed down the toilet? Weeeeeee! 

When did the baby poo want to go in the toilet? When it could touch the bottom 

Why was the old toilet always flushed? Everyone kept yanking his chain 

When does toilet paper keep on wiping? When it’s on a roll 

What’s better than an in-house joke? An out-house joke 

Where do poos go to sleep? In a bedpan 

Tom E. Moffatt loves to include toilet humour in his books and jokes.