Toilet Humour: A Hilarious Toilet Jokes Collection

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Toilet Jokes

If you’re feeling a little flushed, check out this month’s collection of toilet jokes. Just don’t forget to use the air freshener when you’re done.

What’s a bum’s favourite day?

A bidet

How do you make coffee in a toilet?

With a plunger

What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet?

Urinal the photos

How do you get your arm down a toilet?

U bend it

What did the poo say when it was flushed down the toilet?

Weeeeeee!

When did the baby poo want to go in the toilet?

When it could touch the bottom

Why was the old toilet always flushed?

Everyone kept yanking his chain

When does toilet paper keep on wiping?

When it’s on a roll

What’s better than an in-house joke?

An out-house joke

Where do poos go to sleep?

In a bedpan

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