There’s nothing better than spending time with your family. Other than sharing jokes with your family, of course…
What did the baby do at the amusement park? A big diaper
Is that your father lying at the bottom of the stairs? No, it’s my step dad
What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy? Lick at me!
Which trees have more dead branches than live ones? Family trees
What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea
My little brother got a chainsaw for Christmas. Now I have two half-brothers.
What do you call a mum, a dad and two kids wrapped in cellophane? A family pack
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Daughter
Daughter who? Daughter-door salesman… would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner?
What’s it called when your dad falls asleep on your golf ball? Below Pa
Why did the mum leave her baby outside? She wanted a son-tan
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
There’s nothing better than spending time with your family. Other than sharing jokes with your family, of course…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What did the baby do at the amusement park? A big diaper
Is that your father lying at the bottom of the stairs? No, it’s my step dad
What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy? Lick at me!
Which trees have more dead branches than live ones? Family trees
What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea
My little brother got a chainsaw for Christmas. Now I have two half-brothers.
What do you call a mum, a dad and two kids wrapped in cellophane? A family pack
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Daughter
Daughter who? Daughter-door salesman… would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner?
What’s it called when your dad falls asleep on your golf ball? Below Pa
Why did the mum leave her baby outside? She wanted a son-tan
When Tom E. Moffatt is not spending time with his family, he is usually working on his books and jokes.
