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What did the baby do at the amusement park?

A big diaper

Is that your father lying at the bottom of the stairs?

No, it’s my step dad

What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy?

Lick at me!

Which trees have more dead branches than live ones?

Family trees

What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran?

You’re a cute diarrhea

My little brother got a chainsaw for Christmas.

Now I have two half-brothers.

What do you call a mum, a dad and two kids wrapped in cellophane?

A family pack

Where do you keep the key to your family?

In your genes

What’s it called when your dad falls asleep on your golf ball?

Below Pa

Why did the mum leave her baby outside?

She wanted a son-tan

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