This month I’ve been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.
Why did the cows clap? For the silly-bulls
How do farmers like their hair cut? In a crop
What did the sheep say when it fell in love? I only have eyes for ewe
How do farmers get into space? With a tractor beam
Why was the chicken rushed to the vet at dinnertime? It tried to lay the table
What did the farmer say when someone stole his cattle feed? Hay!
What do you need to write on bacon? A pig pen
Why did the two farmers have an argument? One took a fence
What do you call someone who only grows medicinal crops? Farmer Suitical
What do shepherds say when they have a drink? Shears
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This month I’ve been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did the cows clap? For the silly-bulls
How do farmers like their hair cut? In a crop
What did the sheep say when it fell in love? I only have eyes for ewe
How do farmers get into space? With a tractor beam
Why was the chicken rushed to the vet at dinnertime? It tried to lay the table
What did the farmer say when someone stole his cattle feed? Hay!
What do you need to write on bacon? A pig pen
Why did the two farmers have an argument? One took a fence
What do you call someone who only grows medicinal crops? Farmer Suitical
What do shepherds say when they have a drink? Shears
Tom E. Moffatt prefers herding words. You can find them all neatly gathered in his books and jokes.
Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt – Author of Children’s Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout…. I’m Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.
