Harvest of Humor: Fun Farm Jokes for All Ages

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Farm Jokes

This month I’ve been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.

Why did the cows clap?

For the silly-bulls

How do farmers like their hair cut?

In a crop

What did the sheep say when it fell in love?

I only have eyes for ewe

How do farmers get into space?

With a tractor beam

Why was the chicken rushed to the vet at dinnertime?

It tried to lay the table

What did the farmer say when someone stole his cattle feed?

Hay!

What do you need to write on bacon?

A pig pen

Why did the two farmers have an argument?

One took a fence

What do you call someone who only grows medicinal crops?

Farmer Suitical

What do shepherds say when they have a drink?

Shears

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