There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let’s turn them into some funny jokes…
How does a duck make you laugh? By quacking a joke
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree? A porky-pine
Why did the thief visit a goose farm? To take a gander
What did the girl use to make an anagram for panthers? Her pants
How does a bison fly? With buffalo wings
What’s the best way to cook alligator meat? In a croc pot
How do Peruvians know when danger is near? A llama bell’s ring
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It’s toad away
Why did the chameleon go green? It was worried about the environment
What did the waiter say when a duckbill platypus walked into his restaurant?You have an outstanding bill
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let’s turn them into some funny jokes…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
How does a duck make you laugh? By quacking a joke
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree? A porky-pine
Why did the thief visit a goose farm? To take a gander
What did the girl use to make an anagram for panthers? Her pants
How does a bison fly? With buffalo wings
What’s the best way to cook alligator meat? In a croc pot
How do Peruvians know when danger is near? A llama bell’s ring
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It’s toad away
Why did the chameleon go green? It was worried about the environment
What did the waiter say when a duckbill platypus walked into his restaurant? You have an outstanding bill
No animals were harmed during the writing of Tom E. Moffatt’s books and jokes.
