Oddly Hilarious: A Quirky Collection of Animal Jokes

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Funny Animal Jokes

There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let’s turn them into some funny jokes…

How does a duck make you laugh?

By quacking a joke

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?

A porky-pine

Why did the thief visit a goose farm?

To take a gander

What did the girl use to make an anagram for panthers?

Her pants

How does a bison fly?

With buffalo wings

What’s the best way to cook alligator meat?

In a croc pot

How do Peruvians know when danger is near?

A llama bell’s ring

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It’s toad away

Why did the chameleon go green?

It was worried about the environment

What did the waiter say when a duckbill platypus walked into his restaurant?

You have an outstanding bill

Keep the Giggles Going

Barking Mad Jokes

Barking Mad Jokes

Purrfect Cat Jokes

Purrfect Cat Jokes

Worldly Wonders

Worldly Wonders

Sound Animal Jokes

Sound Animal Jokes

Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes

Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes

Wild Animal Jokes

Wild Animal Jokes

You Must Be Joking!

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