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There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let’s turn them into some funny jokes…

How does a duck make you laugh? By quacking a joke 

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree? A porky-pine 

Why did the thief visit a goose farm? To take a gander 

What did the girl use to make an anagram for panthers? Her pants 

How does a bison fly? With buffalo wings 

What’s the best way to cook alligator meat? In a croc pot 

How do Peruvians know when danger is near? A llama bell’s ring 

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It’s toad away 

Why did the chameleon go green? It was worried about the environment 

What did the waiter say when a duckbill platypus walked into his restaurant?You have an outstanding bill 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

There are some pretty funny animals out there, so let’s turn them into some funny jokes…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

How does a duck make you laugh? By quacking a joke 

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree? A porky-pine 

Why did the thief visit a goose farm? To take a gander 

What did the girl use to make an anagram for panthers? Her pants 

How does a bison fly? With buffalo wings 

What’s the best way to cook alligator meat? In a croc pot 

How do Peruvians know when danger is near? A llama bell’s ring 

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It’s toad away 

Why did the chameleon go green? It was worried about the environment 

What did the waiter say when a duckbill platypus walked into his restaurant? You have an outstanding bill 

No animals were harmed during the writing of Tom E. Moffatt’s books and jokes.