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Whether it’s raining cats and dogs or you’re snowed under, these atmospheric knock-knock jokes will bring a ray of sunshine to your day!
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Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Calm
Calm who?
Calm outside for a while… it’s a beautiful day.
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Who’s there?
Meet
Meet who?
Meeteorologist… I’m doing a weather survey in the area.
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Who’s there?
Avalanche
Avalanche who?
Avalanche ready, I’ll be back at noon.
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Weather
Weather who?
Weather you like it or not, I’m telling you more knock-knock jokes!
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Snow Shower
Snow Shower who?
Snow shower at my house. Can I use yours?
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Summer
Summer who?
Summer my friends will be here soon. You wanna have a party?
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Twilight
Twilight who?
Twilighting the hallway, then you can see who it is.
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Icicle
Icicle who?
Icicle my dinner up on your doorstep. I think I ate too fast.
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Whiteout
Whiteout who?
Whiteout my name so you don’t forget it again.
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Fog
Fog who?
Fogoodness sake, would you let me in?!
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Pressure
Pressure who?
Pressure ear against the wall… you can hear the neighbours talking.
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Radar
Radar who?
Radar fridge again and there’ll be trouble!
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Windy
Windy who?
Windy you think you’ll stop eating baked beans? I wanna come back inside.
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Snow
Snow who?
Snow way to answer the door! You should say ‘Hello!’ first.
Knock, knock…
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Wayne
Wayne who?
There’s Wayne coming and my umbwella is bwoken!

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