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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Edible Knock-Knock Jokes

Sink your teeth into these scrumptious knock-knock jokes, served up with a side of giggles.
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Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Raisin
Raisin who?
Raisin money for charity. Can you spare some change?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ice-cream
Ice-cream who?
Ice-creamed for ages. Why didn’t you come?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Walnut
Walnut who?
Walnut wait any longer. Hurry up!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with your homework or you’ll get in trouble at school!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Oregano
Oregano who?
Oregano go out or stay in?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy owner of de ford pickup move deir car… it’s blocking me in.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Meringue
Meringue who?
Meringue the doorbell but you no answer.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Treacle…
Treacle who?
Treacle treat! It’s Halloween.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing Christmas carols! Silent night… holy night!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
A wafer
A wafer who?
I was a wafer a long time, but now I’m home.

Keep the Giggles Going

Sound Play Jokes
Sound Play Jokes
Fruit Jokes
Fruit Jokes
Funny Book Titles
Funny Book Titles
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
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Sweet Jokes
Sweet Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Knock-Knock A-Z
Knock-Knock A-Z
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Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

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Animal Antics

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Big-Brain Jokes

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Edible Jokes

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Humorous History

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Joke Cycles

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Tips and Tricks

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Naturally Funny

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People Puns

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Science and Technology

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Seasonal Jokes

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Toilet Humour

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Word Play

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