This month I thought I’d knock-out some hilarious animal jokes… of the knock-knock variety.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meerkat
Meerkat who?
To meerkat funnier, you need a Scottish accent!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gopher
Gopher who?
Gopher a lie-down… you look tired!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ostrich
Ostrich who?
Ostrich as far as I can, but I still can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Axolotl
Axolotl who?
Axolotl surprised if anyone else tells you this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be back in five minutes with a few more people.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Narwhal
Narwhal who?
I narwhal the best knock knock jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just chicken this is the right house!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beetle
Beetle who?
I beetle the other people here. Go me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-a-tat-tat… is anyone home?
Tom E. Moffatt wears noise cancelling headphones while writing his books, so he probably wouldn’t hear the knock-knock at the door.
