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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Smarty-pants Jokes

Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…
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What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty
Whenever you can get an appointment
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm
World famine
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well
For personal reasons. He’d rather not talk about it.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
Not my cheese
What do you call a dear with no eye?
No eye dear
Visually impaired
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they live by the bay they’d be Bay-gulls
Because they eat fish
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R!
The one he gets from his mum every birthday!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
It’s Snot possible.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
Rocket
You give it some space.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Nothing! Plates can’t talk.

Keep the Giggles Going

Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Funny Name Jokes
Funny Name Jokes
More Doctor-Doctor Jokes
More Doctor-Doctor Jokes
Colourful Jokes
Colourful Jokes
Medical Mayhem
Medical Mayhem
Sound-Play Knock-Knock Jokes
Sound-Play Knock-Knock Jokes
Wordy Wisecracks
Wordy Wisecracks
Instruments of Laughter
Instruments of Laughter
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Roman Jokes
Roman Jokes
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Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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