Classic Jokes Reimagined: Dive into Smarty-Pants Humour

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Smarty-pants Jokes

Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…

What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty

Whenever you can get an appointment

What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm

World famine

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well

For personal reasons. He’d rather not talk about it.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese

Not my cheese

What do you call a dear with no eye?
No eye dear

Visually impaired

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they live by the bay they’d be Bay-gulls

Because they eat fish

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R!

The one he gets from his mum every birthday!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it

It’s Snot possible.

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
Rocket

You give it some space.

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

Nothing! Plates can’t talk.

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