Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…
What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty Whenever you can get an appointment
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm World famine
Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well For personal reasons. He’d rather not talk about it.
What do you call a dear with no eye?
No eye dear Visually impaired
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese Not my cheese
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they’d be Bay-gulls Because they eat fish
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? R! The one he gets from his mum every birthday!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it It’s Snot possible.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Nothing! Plates can’t talk.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? Rocket You give it some space.
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Do you often hear the same jokes over and over again? Here are some smarty-pants answers to some of those common jokes, so you can steal the laughs when someone tells an oldie…
Click on the joke to reveal the smarty-pants answer.
What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty Whenever you can get an appointment
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm World famine
Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well For personal reasons. He’d rather not talk about it.
What do you call a dear with no eye?
No eye dear Visually impaired
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese Not my cheese
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they’d be Bay-gulls Because they eat fish
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? R! The one he gets from his mum every birthday!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it It’s Snot possible.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Nothing! Plates can’t talk.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? Rocket You give it some space.
Tom E. Moffatt can be a bit of a smarty pants, especially when he’s writing his books and jokes.
