Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes: Gift Laughter This Holiday Season

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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

Get into the holiday spirit with these Christmas Knock-Knock jokes! Full of festive fun & jolly puns, these seasonal jokes will knock your stockings off!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Carol
Carol who?

Carol singers, of course. “We wish you a merry Christmas…”

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Saint
Saint who?

Saint the best knock-knock joke ever.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Mr Claus
Mr Claus who?

You missed a clause in your rental agreement. You need to move out by Christmas day.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Noel
Noel who?

Noelephant will fit through this door! I’ll have to bring it around the back.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Miss
Miss who?

Missletoe! Come on… give us a kiss!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
It’s Chris
It’s Chris who?

It’s Christmastime! Have you got me a present?

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Ho ho
Ho ho who?

Santa, is that you?

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?

Yule love the present I’ve bought myself! It’s amazing.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Ice skating
Ice skating who?

Ice skating dark out ‘ere… let me in!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?

Snow good… I can’t think of any more jokes.

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