Who is Tom E. Moffatt?

Tom E. Moffatt is an award-winning New Zealand children's author based in Rotorua. He writes adventure-comedy books and has created over 2,000 original jokes for kids. His debut novel Barking Mad won the 2015 Tom Fitzgibbon Award and a 2017 NZ Notable Book Award.

What age group are Tom E. Moffatt's books suitable for?

Most of Tom's books are written for children aged 7 to 12, though he jokes they're for "laughter-lovers aged 7 to 107." They're especially popular with reluctant readers because of their fast-paced plots and humour — both boys and girls who claim they don't like reading tend to get hooked quickly.

What kind of books does Tom E. Moffatt write?

Tom writes adventure-comedy novels, joke books, and activity books. His fiction series include Barking Mad Adventures (mind-swapping mix-ups for dog-lovers) and Bonkers Short Stories (collections of wacky independent stories). Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom consists of four books in the I'm Joking series, plus the You're Joking series (non-fiction books teaching kids how to tell, write, and collect jokes). All his books are available in print and eBook formats.

Does Tom E. Moffatt visit schools?

Yes — Tom has twelve years' experience as a primary school teacher and now visits schools across New Zealand as an author speaker. His sessions include storytelling, joke-telling, and interactive writing activities. To enquire about a school visit, use the contact form on this site.

Where can I buy Tom E. Moffatt's books?

Tom's books are available directly from this website, as well as through major online retailers, including Amazon and Kobo. Print and eBook editions are available. Buying directly from the site supports the author.

Are Tom E. Moffatt's jokes free to read?

Yes — hundreds of Tom's original jokes are available free on the Jokes page of this website, organised by category including Animal Antics, Toilet Humour, Wordplay, and more. He also offers Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom — a free joke eBook — to email subscribers.

Has Tom E. Moffatt won any awards?

Yes. Tom's debut novel Barking Mad won the 2015 Tom Fitzgibbon Award (New Zealand's top prize for a first children's novel) and was named a 2017 NZ Notable Book. His joke collection You're Joking: Become an Expert Joke-Teller was shortlisted for the 2021 NZ Children's Book Awards in the non-fiction category.

Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes: Gift Laughter This Holiday Season

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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

Get into the holiday spirit with these Christmas Knock-Knock jokes! Full of festive fun & jolly puns, these seasonal jokes will knock your stockings off!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Carol
Carol who?

Carol singers, of course. “We wish you a merry Christmas…”

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Saint
Saint who?

Saint the best knock-knock joke ever.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Mr Claus
Mr Claus who?

You missed a clause in your rental agreement. You need to move out by Christmas day.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Noel
Noel who?

Noelephant will fit through this door! I’ll have to bring it around the back.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Miss
Miss who?

Missletoe! Come on… give us a kiss!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
It’s Chris
It’s Chris who?

It’s Christmastime! Have you got me a present?

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Ho ho
Ho ho who?

Santa, is that you?

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?

Yule love the present I’ve bought myself! It’s amazing.

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Ice skating
Ice skating who?

Ice skating dark out ‘ere… let me in!

Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?

Snow good… I can’t think of any more jokes.

Keep the Giggles Going

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Smarty-pants Jokes

You Must Be Joking!

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Enter your email address below to get a free joke book delivered to your preferred e-reader. You’ll receive the download link and instructions, along with ten of Tom E Moffatt’s freshly squeezed jokes every month. But don’t worry… he keeps all information safe, does not send spam and you can unsubscribe at any time. No joke.

Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.