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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Sound Play Jokes

Get the giggles with these sound-play knock-knock jokes, where the simple ‘who’ sound can turn an ordinary word into hoots of laughter.
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Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I’m fine, thank you.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Rubbish
Rubbish who?
I’m not a shoe-shiner. Rub your own shoe!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Kneed up
Kneed up who?
Well, go to the toilet… don’t do it in your pants!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Count toot
Count toot who?
1, 2.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Cock-a-doodled
Cock-a-doodled who?
Is it morning already?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Same
Same who?
MOOOO!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Dunapp
Dunapp who?
Shall I get you some toilet paper?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Show me up
Show me up who?
No way… Go and look in your own toilet!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Chooch
Chooch who?
Are you pretending to be a train?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Lovey
Lovey who?
Aww, I love you too!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
My names
My names who?
Hi Sue. It’s nice to meet you.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Whoopied
Whoopied who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Yabberdabberd
Yabberdabberd who?
Fred? Is that you?

Keep the Giggles Going

Smarty-pants Jokes
Smarty-pants Jokes
Funny Emotions
Funny Emotions
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Board Game Jokes
Board Game Jokes
Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Limericks
Limericks
Funny Book Titles
Funny Book Titles
Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Funny Name Jokes
Funny Name Jokes
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
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Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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