If you’re a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.
Why do you usually hear verbs before nouns? Actions speak louder than words
Who can spell everything and anything? A Langwitch
What happened to the word that broke the law? It got a long sentence
Where to you go to get money, cash, dough or bucks? A word bank
My car can’t talk but… it goes without saying.
What has the lucky verb received for its birthday? The present perfect
Five verbs entered a room. One gallops. One slithered. Two were dawdling and one had been waiting… It was a tense situation.
What would smile if it only had one eye? A simile
Viruses always change their point of view. They start off in first person, then go to second and third person… Then they become omnipresent.
Why is it difficult to write about Christmas dress-up parties? There are too many clauses
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
If you’re a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why do you usually hear verbs before nouns? Actions speak louder than words
Who can spell everything and anything? A Langwitch
What happened to the word that broke the law? It got a long sentence
Where to you go to get money, cash, dough or bucks? A word bank
My car can’t talk but… it goes without saying.
What has the lucky verb received for its birthday? The present perfect
Five verbs entered a room. One gallops. One slithered. Two were dawdling and one had been waiting… It was a tense situation.
What would smile if it only had one eye? A simile
Viruses always change their point of view. They start off in first person, then go to second and third person… Then they become omnipresent.
Why is it difficult to write about Christmas dress-up parties? There are too many clauses
Tom E. Moffatt loves playing with words while writing his books and jokes.
