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If you’re a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.

Why do you usually hear verbs before nouns? Actions speak louder than words 

Who can spell everything and anything? A Langwitch 

What happened to the word that broke the law? It got a long sentence 

Where to you go to get money, cash, dough or bucks? A word bank 

My car can’t talk but…  it goes without saying. 

What has the lucky verb received for its birthday? The present perfect 

Five verbs entered a room. One gallops. One slithered. Two were dawdling and one had been waiting…  It was a tense situation. 

What would smile if it only had one eye? A simile 

Viruses always change their point of view. They start off in first person, then go to second and third person…  Then they become omnipresent. 

Why is it difficult to write about Christmas dress-up parties? There are too many clauses 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

If you’re a grammar nerd or a lover of language, this collection is sure to make you LOL. Otherwise, grab a dictionary and prepare to expand your linguistic horizons.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why do you usually hear verbs before nouns? Actions speak louder than words 

Who can spell everything and anything? A Langwitch 

What happened to the word that broke the law? It got a long sentence 

Where to you go to get money, cash, dough or bucks? A word bank 

My car can’t talk but…  it goes without saying. 

What has the lucky verb received for its birthday? The present perfect 

Five verbs entered a room. One gallops. One slithered. Two were dawdling and one had been waiting…  It was a tense situation. 

What would smile if it only had one eye? A simile 

Viruses always change their point of view. They start off in first person, then go to second and third person…  Then they become omnipresent. 

Why is it difficult to write about Christmas dress-up parties? There are too many clauses 

Tom E. Moffatt loves playing with words while writing his books and jokes.