Get out your test tubes and petri dishes, because this month we’re experimenting with some chemistry jokes.
What’s it called when a substance is surrounded by bullocks? Oxidation
What’s a scientist’s favourite tree? Chemistry
Why did the scientist hold a periodic table over her head?
She was braving the elements
What did the Hawaiian say when creating a metal out of Hahnium? Alloy Ha
Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen. It was FUN.
What do you get when the queen says, ‘Ar!’? Noble gas
Who made that balloon go on the ceiling? He did it!
What do you get if you cross 007 with H20? A Hydrogen bond
Where do scientists get their toothpaste? From a test tube
What’s it called when something can’t be solved with chemistry? A chemystery
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Get out your test tubes and petri dishes, because this month we’re experimenting with some chemistry jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s it called when a substance is surrounded by bullocks?
Oxidation
What’s a scientist’s favourite tree?
Chemistry
Why did the scientist hold a periodic table over her head?
She was braving the elements
What did the Hawaiian say when creating a metal out of Hahnium?
Alloy Ha
Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen. It was FUN.
What do you get when the queen says, ‘Ar!’? Noble gas
Who made that balloon go on the ceiling? He did it!
What do you get if you cross 007 with H20? A Hydrogen bond
Where do scientists get their toothpaste? From a test tube
What’s it called when something can’t be solved with chemistry? A chemystery
Tom E. Moffatt loves combining different elements to create his books and jokes.
