Have a close encounter with this collection of out-of-this-world alien jokes, which come in all shapes and sizes.
What’s it called when a creature from outer space implodes? An alien inversion
How can you tell if there’s an alien under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling
What do you call an alien spaceship that crash-lands? A UO
How do you greet a friendly alien? Give him a high four
What did the alien fish say? Take me to your litre
How can you tell if your teacher is an alien? It smiles
What should you do after an alien shakes your hand? Ask for your arm back
How do you know when an alien has been to the toilet? It wipes its noses
What’s it called when you get pooed out by an alien? A close encounter of the turd kind
How do you know when you’re playing football with an alien? The ball growls

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Have a close encounter with this collection of out-of-this-world alien jokes, which come in all shapes and sizes.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s it called when a creature from outer space implodes? An alien inversion
How can you tell if there’s an alien under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling
What do you call an alien spaceship that crash-lands? A UO
How do you greet a friendly alien? Give him a high four
What did the alien fish say? Take me to your litre
How can you tell if your teacher is an alien? It smiles
What should you do after an alien shakes your hand? Ask for your arm back
How do you know when an alien has been to the toilet? It wipes its noses
What’s it called when you get pooed out by an alien? A close encounter of the turd kind
How do you know when you’re playing football with an alien? The ball growls
Tom E. Moffatt is on another planet. As you can tell from his books and jokes.