Out-of-this-world Alien Jokes

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Alien Jokes

Have a close encounter with this collection of out-of-this-world alien jokes, which come in all shapes and sizes.

What’s it called when a creature from outer space implodes?

An alien inversion

How can you tell if there’s an alien under your bed?

Your nose touches the ceiling

What do you call an alien spaceship that crash-lands?

A UO

How do you greet a friendly alien?

Give him a high four

What did the alien fish say?

Take me to your litre

How can you tell if your teacher is an alien?

It smiles

What should you do after an alien shakes your hand?

Ask for your arm back

How do you know when an alien has been to the toilet?

It wipes its noses

What’s it called when you get pooed out by an alien?

A close encounter of the turd kind

How do you know when you’re playing football with an alien?

The ball growls

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