Computers can’t write jokes, but that doesn’t mean we can’t write jokes about computers. Check out these beauties… which are definitely my type!
When do children have too much screen time? When they’re left to their own devices
Why shouldn’t computers drive cars? They often crash
How do you track what’s happening on the internet? Keep tabs on it
What made Eve’s computer crash? Too many bytes of the Apple
Why couldn’t the police find the computer hacker? He’d gone phishing
What did the computer say after making a binary joke? lol
Why did the fishermen get hired by an IT firm? He was a net work specialist
Which computers do they use at MacDonald’s? Big Macs
How do you unlock Google? With key words
Why did Elsa restart her computer?It was frozen

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Computers can’t write jokes, but that doesn’t mean we can’t write jokes about computers. Check out these beauties… which are definitely my type!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
When do children have too much screen time? When they’re left to their own devices
Why shouldn’t computers drive cars? They often crash
How do you track what’s happening on the internet? Keep tabs on it
What made Eve’s computer crash? Too many bytes of the Apple
Why couldn’t the police find the computer hacker? He’d gone phishing
What did the computer say after making a binary joke? lol
Why did the fishermen get hired by an IT firm? He was a net work specialist
Which computers do they use at MacDonald’s? Big Macs
How do you unlock Google? With key words
Why did Elsa restart her computer? It was frozen
Tom E. Moffatt can usually be found sitting in front of his computer, pretending to write books and jokes.