Instead of getting into shape, let’s get into some shape jokes.
What do you call a small furry shape with three sides? Acute Triangle
Why did the straight line lie down? It was out of shape
What did the square say to the rectangle? I’m just a regular guy
What happened when one rectangle landed on top of another rectangle? They became cross
Which knight was only allowed at the edge of the round table? Sir Cumference
What happened to the red light that broke the laws of physics? It got sent to prism
Why did the photographer stop shooting triangles? She could never find the right angle
What shape do you get when a parrot flies through a window? A polly-gone
Why did the line stop making shapes? It couldn’t see the point
What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes?2D or not 2D? That is the question
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Instead of getting into shape, let’s get into some shape jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do you call a small furry shape with three sides? Acute Triangle
Why did the straight line lie down? It was out of shape
What did the square say to the rectangle? I’m just a regular guy
What happened when one rectangle landed on top of another rectangle?
They became cross
Which knight was only allowed at the edge of the round table? Sir Cumference
What happened to the red light that broke the laws of physics? It got sent to prism
Why did the photographer stop shooting triangles? She could never find the right angle
What shape do you get when a parrot flies through a window? A polly-gone
Why did the line stop making shapes? It couldn’t see the point
What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes?
2D or not 2D? That is the question
Tom E. Moffatt loves watching his books and jokes take shape.
