Colourful Jokes: A Vibrant Collection of Laughter and Fun

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Colourful Jokes

Brighten up your day and get tickled pink with this vibrant collection of colourful jokes.

Why are the best ski outfits yellow, orange or red?

They are warm colours

Why did Simple Simon run screaming from school?

His teacher said they were going to dye

What did the mother colour say to her teenage son?

I don’t like your tone

Why do we have balloons at parties?

For a pop of colour

What do you call a colourful murder mystery?

A hue-dunnit

What happened to the colours that were left out in the rain?

They got saturated

What did the hair do after turned old and grey?

It dyed

How many shades of red are there?

Vermilions

What happened when the dye ran in the sun?

It faded fast

Why did the colour call an ambulance?

It was bleeding

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Sound Play Jokes

Sound Play Jokes

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

Smarty-pants Jokes

Smarty-pants Jokes

Ancient Greek Jokes

Ancient Greek Jokes

Fairy Tale Jokes

Fairy Tale Jokes

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