Ancient Antics: Rome-Themed Jokes and Jests

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Roman Jokes

This month I’ve been roamin’ the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!

Which ships did they use in the Roman Empire?

Dictatorships

Why didn’t Romans use maps?

All roads led to Rome

Who refereed sporting events in Ancient Rome?

The Roman Umpire

Why were most Roman roads straight?

They were designed by their rulers

What’s the problem with Roman Lego?

You can’t build it in a day

Why could people never figure out the population of Rome?

They never came to their census

What do you call a monster that swallows a warrior princess?

Glad-he-ate-her

Why did the pleb get beaten by a sapling?

It was the infant-tree

What did the Roman say when frozen lettuce fell from the sky?

Hail Caesar

Why did the Romans wash their hands of the Celts?

They were revolting

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