This month I’ve been roamin’ the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!
Which ships did they use in the Roman Empire?Dictatorships
Why didn’t Romans use maps? All roads led to Rome
Who refereed sporting events in Ancient Rome? The Roman Umpire
Why were most Roman roads straight? They were designed by their rulers
What’s the problem with Roman Lego? You can’t build it in a day
Why could people never figure out the population of Rome? They never came to their census
What do you call a monster that swallows a warrior princess? Glad-he-ate-her
Why did the pleb get beaten by a sapling? It was the infant-tree
What did the Roman say when frozen lettuce fell from the sky? Hail Caesar
Why did the Romans wash their hands of the Celts? They were revolting
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This month I’ve been roamin’ the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Which ships did they use in the Roman Empire? Dictatorships
Why didn’t Romans use maps? All roads led to Rome
Who refereed sporting events in Ancient Rome? The Roman Umpire
Why were most Roman roads straight? They were designed by their rulers
What’s the problem with Roman Lego? You can’t build it in a day
Why could people never figure out the population of Rome? They never came to their census
What do you call a monster that swallows a warrior princess? Glad-he-ate-her
Why did the pleb get beaten by a sapling? It was the infant-tree
What did the Roman say when frozen lettuce fell from the sky? Hail Caesar
Why did the Romans wash their hands of the Celts? They were revolting
Tom E. Moffatt is determined to build his own little empire consisting of books and jokes. It just won’t be built in a day!
