Looking for a way to make Maths more fun? Laugh and learn at the same time with this number-crunching humour.

What should you do with two lines side-by-side? *Treat them as equals*

Why did 4 bully 3 and 5? *It was mean*

What did the formula wear to cover its privates? *An algeBRA*

Why did 12 carefully consider 3 and 6? *They were both important factors*

How do you measure how far an insect crawls on you? *In feet and itches*

What did the baker say to the butcher when he was one short? *Dozen matter*

I might be able to find my broken abacus… *but I wouldn’t count on it.*

How does 2 feel about 1 and 3? *Average*

Why did the old man stop reading decimal numbers? *He couldn’t see the point*

What do you call 3 apes, 7 monkeys and 11 orangutans? *Primate numbers*

*Hover over the joke to reveal the answer. *

Looking for a way to make Maths more fun? Laugh and learn at the same time with this number-crunching humour.

*Click on the joke to reveal the answer. *

What should you do with two lines side-by-side? *Treat them as equals*

Why did 4 bully 3 and 5? *It was mean*

What did the formula wear to cover its privates? *An algeBRA*

Why did 12 carefully consider 3 and 6? *They were both important factors*

How do you measure how far an insect crawls on you? *In feet and itches*

What did the baker say to the butcher when he was one short? *Dozen matter*

I might be able to find my broken abacus… *but I wouldn’t count on it.*

How does 2 feel about 1 and 3? *Average*

Why did the old man stop reading decimal numbers? *He couldn’t see the point*

What do you call 3 apes, 7 monkeys and 11 orangutans? *Primate numbers*

*When things don’t add up, Tom E. Moffatt just gets on with his books and jokes.*