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More Doctor-Doctor Jokes

Need a laugh? Let me prescribe some Doctor, Doctor jokes to tickle your funny bone:

Doctor, doctor, I’m inflating like a balloon!

Pop yourself on the bed

Doctor, doctor, I keep falling down the same water hole.

You clearly can’t see that well.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a piece of lost baggage.

Sorry, this is not my case.

Doctor, doctor, my invisibility is wearing off.

I’ll be able see you in a few minutes.

Doctor, doctor, a loading icon has appeared on my forehead.

Ah yes… it’s good that you’re showing progress.

Doctor, doctor, I can only turn my head in one direction.

I thought you didn’t look right.

Doctor, doctor, I keep getting stung by the same vicious insect.

Yes, there’s a nasty bug going round.

Doctor, Doctor, do you have anything for bad breath?

Try eating some dog poo.

Doctor, doctor, I’ve painted my face red and written STOP on my forehead.

That’s not a good sign.

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a small bucket.

You do look like you’re a little pail.

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Knock-Knock A-Z

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Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes

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Odd Clothes Jokes

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Silly Book Titles

Classic Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic Knock-Knock Jokes

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