Need a laugh? Let me prescribe some Doctor, Doctor jokes to tickle your funny bone:
Doctor, doctor, I’m inflating like a balloon! Pop yourself on the bed
Doctor, doctor, I keep falling down the same water hole. You clearly can’t see that well.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a piece of lost baggage. Sorry, this is not my case.
Doctor, doctor, my invisibility is wearing off. I’ll be able see you in a few minutes.
Doctor, doctor, a loading icon has appeared on my forehead. Ah yes… it’s good that you’re showing progress.
Doctor, doctor, I can only turn my head in one direction. I thought you didn’t look right.
Doctor, doctor, I keep getting stung by the same vicious insect. Yes, there’s a nasty bug going round.
Doctor, Doctor, do you have anything for bad breath? Try eating some dog poo.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve painted my face red and written STOP on my forehead. That’s not a good sign.
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a small bucket. You do look like you’re a little pail.
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Need a laugh? Let me prescribe some Doctor, Doctor jokes to tickle your funny bone:
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Doctor, doctor, I’m inflating like a balloon! Pop yourself on the bed
Doctor, doctor, I keep falling down the same water hole. You clearly can’t see that well.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a piece of lost baggage. Sorry, this is not my case.
Doctor, doctor, my invisibility is wearing off. I’ll be able to see you in a few minutes.
Doctor, doctor, a loading icon has appeared on my forehead. Ah yes… it’s good that you’re showing progress.
Doctor, doctor, I can only turn my head in one direction. I thought you didn’t look right.
Doctor, doctor, I keep getting stung by the same vicious insect. Yes, there’s a nasty bug going round.
Doctor, Doctor, do you have anything for bad breath? Try eating some dog poo.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve painted my face red and written STOP on my forehead. That’s not a good sign.
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a small bucket. You do look like you’re a little pail.
When Tom E. Moffatt doesn’t feel well, he self-medicates with plenty of books and jokes.
