Who is Tom E. Moffatt?

Tom E. Moffatt is an award-winning New Zealand children's author based in Rotorua. He writes adventure-comedy books and has created over 2,000 original jokes for kids. His debut novel Barking Mad won the 2015 Tom Fitzgibbon Award and a 2017 NZ Notable Book Award.

What age group are Tom E. Moffatt's books suitable for?

Most of Tom's books are written for children aged 7 to 12, though he jokes they're for "laughter-lovers aged 7 to 107." They're especially popular with reluctant readers because of their fast-paced plots and humour — both boys and girls who claim they don't like reading tend to get hooked quickly.

What kind of books does Tom E. Moffatt write?

Tom writes adventure-comedy novels, joke books, and activity books. His fiction series include Barking Mad Adventures (mind-swapping mix-ups for dog-lovers) and Bonkers Short Stories (collections of wacky independent stories). Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom consists of four books in the I'm Joking series, plus the You're Joking series (non-fiction books teaching kids how to tell, write, and collect jokes). All his books are available in print and eBook formats.

Does Tom E. Moffatt visit schools?

Yes — Tom has twelve years' experience as a primary school teacher and now visits schools across New Zealand as an author speaker. His sessions include storytelling, joke-telling, and interactive writing activities. To enquire about a school visit, use the contact form on this site.

Where can I buy Tom E. Moffatt's books?

Tom's books are available directly from this website, as well as through major online retailers, including Amazon and Kobo. Print and eBook editions are available. Buying directly from the site supports the author.

Are Tom E. Moffatt's jokes free to read?

Yes — hundreds of Tom's original jokes are available free on the Jokes page of this website, organised by category including Animal Antics, Toilet Humour, Wordplay, and more. He also offers Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom — a free joke eBook — to email subscribers.

Has Tom E. Moffatt won any awards?

Yes. Tom's debut novel Barking Mad won the 2015 Tom Fitzgibbon Award (New Zealand's top prize for a first children's novel) and was named a 2017 NZ Notable Book. His joke collection You're Joking: Become an Expert Joke-Teller was shortlisted for the 2021 NZ Children's Book Awards in the non-fiction category.

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandma

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandma

These jokes are perfect for telling your grandma… especially if you want a laugh, a biscuit, or both. From silly one-liners to groan-worthy gags, this collection of funny grandma jokes for kids is full of family-friendly humour to make Grandma smile.

What does Grandma use instead of Tiktok?

Tic Tacs

What do grandmas and Christmas trees have in common?

They both drop their needles if you give them a shake

Why did the toddler stay in the bath all day?

She wanted to look like Grandma

What do you call an antique that still works?

Grandma

What does a grandma have in common with her grandchildren?

Knits

What happened to the bottle of milk when it visited its grandma?

It got spoilt

How does Grandma feel when she returns from the hair salon?

Blue

Why did Grandma sit in the bathroom all day?

She was watching a soap

What’s the difference between young people and old people?

Young people have adventures, the old just ‘ave dentures.

What did the old lady say when her trash can got taken?

Bin-go!

Keep the Giggles Going

Medical Mayhem

Farm Jokes

Doctor Doctor Jokes

More Doctor-Doctor Jokes

Moustache Jokes

Write Your Own Name Jokes

Body-Part Knock-Knockers

Gardening Jokes

Job Jokes

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandpa

You Must Be Joking!

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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.