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How do librarians feel about late returns?

Fine

What did the farmer say when he took roll call in the hen house?

Just chicken

Why could the milk bottler never find work?

He did a pour job

What did the doctor say when his daughter had a tantrum in his waiting room?

I’m losing my patients!

Why did the leper get fired from the bakery?

He had his fingers in too many pies

Why can you never get hold of a butcher?

He’s always in a meating

What do you call a sailor who sells his boat?

A solder

Why did the solicitor turn up to court in only his underpants?

He was expecting a law suit

What did the calculator say to the accountant?

You can count on me

Why did the cheese factory worker get promoted?

He was doing a grate job

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