I’ve written roughly seventy name jokes over the years, which would be enough people to fill a bus. Perhaps I should hire a coach and only sell tickets to people with names that feature in my jokes. But where should we go? Somewhere with a funny name, of course. How about Middelfart, Denmark? Or Pee Pee Township, Ohio?
What do you call a boy who sounds like a lion? Rory
What do you call a girl who’s not as kind as you? Mina
What do you call a boy with big eyes? Seymore
What do you call a short pirate? Arlo
What do you call a girl who sets fire to a bank loan? Bernadette
What do you call a boy with a new haircut? Shaun
What do you call a lady who looks after animals? Evette
What do you call a boy who only travels by bike? Ryder
What do you call a man lying on a barbeque? Cole
What do you call the boy who defeats you? Victor

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I’ve written roughly seventy name jokes over the years, which would be enough people to fill a bus. Perhaps I should hire a coach and only sell tickets to people with names that feature in my jokes. But where should we go? Somewhere with a funny name, of course. How about Middelfart, Denmark? Or Pee Pee Township, Ohio?

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What do you call a boy who sounds like a lion? Rory
What do you call a girl who’s not as kind as you? Mina
What do you call a boy with big eyes? Seymore
What do you call a short pirate? Arlo
What do you call a girl who sets fire to a bank loan? Bernadette
What do you call a boy with a new haircut? Shaun
What do you call a lady who looks after animals? Evette
What do you call a boy who only travels by bike?
Ryder
What do you call a man lying on a barbeque? Cole
What do you call the boy who defeats you? Victor
Tom E. Moffatt loves coming up with quirky names for his books and jokes.