Name Dropping for Laughs: Hilarious Jokes About Funny Names

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Funny Name Jokes

I’ve written roughly seventy name jokes over the years, which would be enough people to fill a bus. Perhaps I should hire a coach and only sell tickets to people with names that feature in my jokes. But where should we go? Somewhere with a funny name, of course. How about Middelfart, Denmark? Or Pee Pee Township, Ohio?

What do you call a boy who sounds like a lion?

Rory

What do you call a girl who’s not as kind as you?

Mina

What do you call a boy with big eyes?

Seymore

What do you call a short pirate?

Arlo

What do you call a girl who sets fire to a bank loan?

Bernadette

What do you call a boy with a new haircut?

Shaun

What do you call a lady who looks after animals?

Evette

What do you call a boy who only travels by bike?

Ryder

What do you call a man lying on a barbeque?

Cole

What do you call the boy who defeats you?

Victor

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