Nursery rhymes are ingrained in our culture, but we never seem to hear any jokes about them. Until now…
Why did This Old Man move to the top of a Hill? He was fed up with rolling home
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why did the boy feed laxatives to the three blind mice? To see how they run
What did this little piggy do in the bathroom? Wee, wee, wee
Why did the sailor go to the city city city? To see see see a speech therapist
What did Little Miss Muffett do after marrying Tom Thumb? She sat on her bum
Where should ewe go for a haircut? Barber Blacksheep
What do you get if you put a fire cracker down the water spout? Itsy bits of spider
Why did Bingo shout bingo? Because he won the game-o
What did Alice the camel do when they stopped playing her song? She got the hump
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Nursery rhymes are ingrained in our culture, but we never seem to hear any jokes about them. Until now…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did This Old Man move to the top of a Hill? He was fed up with rolling home
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why did the boy feed laxatives to the three blind mice? To see how they run
What did this little piggy do in the bathroom? Wee, wee, wee
Why did the sailor go to the city city city? To see see see a speech therapist
What did Little Miss Muffett do after marrying Tom Thumb? She sat on her bum
Where should ewe go for a haircut? Barber Blacksheep
What do you get if you put a fire cracker down the water spout?
Itsy bits of spider
Why did Bingo shout bingo?-o Because he won the game
What did Alice the camel do when they stopped playing her song? She got the hump
This old man called Tom E. Moffatt likes rolling home to work on his books and jokes.
