There’s a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you’d like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers’ Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.
Why does a duck have feathers? So you can’t see its butt quack
How does a baby get to the moon? You rocket!
Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
(John)
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper
(Grace W)
What did the doctor say to the sick pony? You’re a little hoarse!
A ghost in the attic By Howie Whales
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It didn’t… it got stuck in a crack!
(Ellen)
Swimming the English Channel By Frances Neer
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants
What does Frankenstein wear when he goes to the beach? Sunscream!
What happened when the cow jumped over the wired fence? It was an udder catastrophe!
The long walk to school By Mr. Bus
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly
What do you call a man with rabbits in his pockets? Warren
Why did the cat cross the road? To get some mice-cream!
(Lucia A – Kristin School)
Did you just fart? No, my bum blew you a kiss
(Anna K)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well!
(Toby F)
Why did tigger look down the toilet? To find pooh
(Keita)
What do you call a person with a tractor on their head? Dead
(Rhiannon)
What did one butt cheek pass to the other? Gas
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
There’s a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you’d like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers’ Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why does a duck have feathers? So you can’t see its butt quack
How does a baby get to the moon? You rocket
Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
(John)
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper
(Grace W)
What did the doctor say to the sick pony? You’re a little hoarse!
A ghost in the attic By Howie Whales
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It didn’t… it got stuck in a crack!
(Ellen)
Swimming the English Channel By Frances Neer
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants
What does Frankenstein wear when he goes to the beach? Sunscream
What happened when the cow jumped over the wired fence? It was an udder catastrophe!
The long walk to school By Mr. Bus
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly
What do you call a man with rabbits in his pockets? Warren
Why did the cat cross the road? To get some mice-cream
(Lucia A – Kristin School)
Did you just fart? No, my bum blew you a kiss
(Anna K)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well
(Toby F)
Why did tigger look down the toilet? To find pooh
(Keita)
What do you call a person with a tractor on their head? Dead
(Rhiannon)
What did one butt cheek pass to the other? Gas
Tom E. Moffatt loves his readers. Without them, there would be no point writing his books.
Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt – Author of Children’s Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout…. I’m Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.
