Between the Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge, there is plenty of room for a few jokes. Get your map out… it’s time for a comedy tour of the USA, without leaving your couch.
What’s the quickest way into the USA?The American Express
Where’s the best place to store precious jokes? Fort Knock-Knox
What do you call someone who’s not allowed to live in the USA? American’t
Where do sponsors’ logos go at the end of the season? New Jersey
What’s the busiest place in America? Mount Rushmore
Where does stationary go on vacation? Pencilvania
Many state abbreviations are hard to remember…
but Oklahoma’s OK!
Does your mom know where Anchorage is? Alaska
Where did the worm go to make its fortune? The Big Apple
Why did the ice cube jump into the Mississippi river? It wanted to change states
What’s the quickest way into the USA? The American Express
Where’s the best place to store precious jokes? Fort Knock-Knox
What do you call someone who’s not allowed to live in the USA? American’t
Where do sponsors’ logos go at the end of the season? New Jersey
What’s the busiest place in America? Mount Rushmore
Where does stationary go on vacation? Pencilvania
Many state abbreviations are hard to remember… but Oklahoma’s OK!
Does your mom know where Anchorage is? Alaska
Where did the worm go to make its fortune? The Big Apple
Why did the ice cube jump into the Mississippi river? It wanted to change states
Tom E. Moffatt lives pretty far from the USA in sleepy ol’ New Zealand, where he keeps himself busy by writing books and jokes.
