I’ve had a lot of fun laying these bird jokes, but now it’s time for them to spread their wings and fly out into the world.
Which bird can’t sing properly? A hummingbird
What did the baby goose say on the first day of migration? Are we there yet?
When do birds eat a lot? When they’ve got worms
What should you say when you see a low flying mallard? Duck!
Which bird flies closest to heaven? A bird of pray
What do baby birds drink out of? A beaker
Why do birds tweet? They don’t like Facebook
Which bird is the least fit? A puffin
What should you do if a bird gets stuck in your throat? Swallow
Why did the bird say ‘Baaaa!’?It got in with the wrong flock
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
I’ve had a lot of fun laying these bird jokes, but now it’s time for them to spread their wings and fly out into the world.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Which bird can’t sing properly? A hummingbird
What did the baby goose say on the first day of migration? Are we there yet?
When do birds eat a lot? When they’ve got worms
What should you say when you see a low flying mallard? Duck!
Which bird flies closest to heaven? A bird of pray
What do baby birds drink out of? A beaker
Why do birds tweet? They don’t like Facebook
Which bird is the least fit? A puffin
What should you do if a bird gets stuck in your throat? Swallow
Why did the bird say ‘Baaaa!’? It got in with the wrong flock
Tom E. Moffatt is a bit of an early bird and gets up at 5am to write his books and jokes.
