Hilarious Bird Jokes to Brighten Your Day

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Bird Jokes

I’ve had a lot of fun laying these bird jokes, but now it’s time for them to spread their wings and fly out into the world.

Which bird can’t sing properly?

A hummingbird

What did the baby goose say on the first day of migration?

Are we there yet?

When do birds eat a lot?

When they’ve got worms

What should you say when you see a low flying mallard?

Duck!

Which bird flies closest to heaven?

A bird of pray

What do baby birds drink out of?

A beaker

Why do birds tweet?

They don’t like Facebook

Which bird is the least fit?

A puffin

What should you do if a bird gets stuck in your throat?

Swallow

Why did the bird say ‘Baaaa!’?

It got in with the wrong flock

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