Nature's Comedy: A Collection of Wildly Funny Nature Jokes

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Nature Jokes

Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I’d give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…

When are grass seeds unhappy?

When they’re for lawn

What did the grey rock say to the green rock?

I’m lichen your colour

Which tree gets ill most often?

Sycamore

How would dolphins grow on trees?

In a pod

Which trees bounce back quickest after a forest fire?

Rubber trees

What plant can you grow in your hand?

A palm tree

Why do people laugh more in mountainous regions?

They’re hill areas

What has pincers and grows on trees?

Crabapples

How did the mountain know what was on the other side?

It had a peak

What do you call a dead pine tree?

A nevergreen

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