Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I’d give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…
When are grass seeds unhappy? When they’re for lawn
What did the grey rock say to the green rock? I’m lichen your colour
Which tree gets ill most often? Sycamore
How would dolphins grow on trees? In a pod
Which trees bounce back quickest after a forest fire? Rubber trees
What plant can you grow in your hand? A palm tree
Why do people laugh more in mountainous regions? They’re hill areas
What has pincers and grows on trees? Crabapples
How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak
What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I’d give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
When are grass seeds unhappy? When they’re for lawn
What did the grey rock say to the green rock? I’m lichen your colour
Which tree gets ill most often? Sycamore
How would dolphins grow on trees? In a pod
Which trees bounce back quickest after a forest fire? Rubber trees
What plant can you grow in your hand? A palm tree
Why do people laugh more in mountainous regions?
They’re hill areas
What has pincers and grows on trees? Crabapples
How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak
What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen
Tom E. Moffatt loves to get out in nature, when he’s not too busy writing his books and jokes.
