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Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I’d give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…

When are grass seeds unhappy? When they’re for lawn 

What did the grey rock say to the green rock? I’m lichen your colour 

Which tree gets ill most often? Sycamore 

How would dolphins grow on trees? In a pod 

Which trees bounce back quickest after a forest fire? Rubber trees 

What plant can you grow in your hand? A palm tree 

Why do people laugh more in mountainous regions? They’re hill areas 

What has pincers and grows on trees? Crabapples 

How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak 

What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Nature is often hilarious all by itself. But this month I thought I’d give it a helping hand by coming up with some naturally funny jokes…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

When are grass seeds unhappy? When they’re for lawn 

What did the grey rock say to the green rock? I’m lichen your colour 

Which tree gets ill most often? Sycamore 

How would dolphins grow on trees? In a pod 

Which trees bounce back quickest after a forest fire? Rubber trees 

What plant can you grow in your hand? A palm tree 

Why do people laugh more in mountainous regions?
 They’re hill areas 

What has pincers and grows on trees? Crabapples 

How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak 

What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen 

Tom E. Moffatt loves to get out in nature, when he’s not too busy writing his books and jokes.