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Worldly Wonders

This month I’ve been travelling without moving by writing these worldly wonders for the World Wide Web…

How does mother earth serve dinner?

On a tectonic plate

What happened to the explorer who travelled in a teapot?

He went around the world in a tea daze

How does the sun know when she’s set behind the sea?

Her-eye’s-in

What happened when the explorer walked through a herb garden?

He crossed a thyme zone

Why did the explorer wrap her map around her sore feet?

It was a relief map

Did you hear about the monster that ate an entire country?

It was Hungary

Why did the tectonic plate get blamed for the earthquake?

It was her fault

Which flower helps you navigate the world?

A compass rose

Why did the sailor have wet socks when he wasn’t at sea?

He was in continent

Which country doesn’t like Thanks Giving?

Turkey

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