This month I’ve been travelling without moving by writing these worldly wonders for the World Wide Web…
How does mother earth serve dinner? On a tectonic plate
What happened to the explorer who travelled in a teapot?
He went around the world in a tea daze
How does the sun know when she’s set behind the sea? Her-eye’s-in
What happened when the explorer walked through a herb garden? He crossed a thyme zone
Why did the explorer wrap her map around her sore feet? It was a relief map
Did you hear about the monster that ate an entire country? It was Hungary
Why did the tectonic plate get blamed for the earthquake? It was her fault
Which flower helps you navigate the world? A compass rose
Why did the sailor have wet socks when he wasn’t at sea? He was in continent
Which country doesn’t like Thanks Giving?
Turkey
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This month I’ve been travelling without moving by writing these worldly wonders for the World Wide Web…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
How does mother earth serve dinner?
On a tectonic plate
What happened to the explorer who travelled in a teapot? He went around the world in a tea daze
How does the sun know when she’s set behind the sea? Her-eye’s-in
What happened when the explorer walked through a herb garden? He crossed a thyme zone
Why did the explorer wrap her map around her sore feet? It was a relief map
Did you hear about the monster that ate an entire country? It was Hungary
Why did the tectonic plate get blamed for the earthquake? It was her fault
Which flower helps you navigate the world? A compass rose
Why did the sailor have wet socks when he wasn’t at sea? He was in continent
Which country doesn’t like Thanks Giving? Turkey
When Tom E. Moffatt is not off galivanting around the world, he likes to be at home writing books and jokes.
