Sound Animal Jokes: Animal Noises Turned Jokes

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Sound Animal Jokes

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.

What does a frog do if it hurts its leg?

Rub it

What did the pigs say when they fell into a river?

Bloink bloink!

How does a lion like its meat?

Raw!

What does a cat say when it gets injured?

Me ow!

What do you call two horses side-by-side?

NEIGHbours!

How much is that chicklet in the window?

Cheap

What did the cow say when it was launched into space?

Mooooooooooooon

What do sheep dogs say?

Baaaaaaaark

What did the mosquito say after it had finished drinking?

Whine

What does a baby duck say when it breaks open its egg?

Crack crack

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