Wash your hands and grab your chef’s hat… we’re about to cook up some delicious jokes.
Why did the chef take some meat to the doctors? To get it cured
What do you call main courses that you eat in front of the TV? On trays
Which cannibal is in charge of cooking eyeballs? The head chef
What do you say to a slow chef? Chop chop
How do horses order their food? A la cart
What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef
How do chefs take their cooking instructions? With a pinch of salt
What do you call a cooking pot that doesn’t age? A Peter Pan
Why didn’t the cheese like the recipe? It had seen grater
What does a chef become while the food is cooking? A waiter
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Wash your hands and grab your chef’s hat… we’re about to cook up some delicious jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did the chef take some meat to the doctors? To get it cured
What do you call main courses that you eat in front of the TV? On trays
Which cannibal is in charge of cooking eyeballs? The head chef
What do you say to a slow chef? Chop chop
How do horses order their food? A la cart
What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef
How do chefs take their cooking instructions? With a pinch of salt
What do you call a cooking pot that doesn’t age? A Peter Pan
Why didn’t the cheese like the recipe? It had seen grater
What does a chef become while the food is cooking? A waiter
When Tom E. Moffatt is not in the kitchen, he can be found at his writing desk cooking up books and jokes.
