Gourmet Giggles: Unforgettable Food Jokes to Feast On

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Food Jokes

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

What’s the best day to eat ice-cream?

Sundae

Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer?

He wanted some frozen pees

Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes?

He was a cereal killer

Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper?

She thought it was the main coarse

What kind of tree fits in the oven?

Pastry

What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream?

Desserted

What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge?

A chocolate moose

Why was the strawberry late for work?

It got stuck in a jam

What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop?

Kung food

What do you call chocolate coated underwear?

Snickers

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