Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.
What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae
Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer?He wanted some frozen pees
Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer
Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse
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What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry
What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted
What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? A chocolate moose
Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam
What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food
What do you call chocolate coated underwear? Snickers
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae
Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer? He wanted some frozen pees!
Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer
Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse
What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry
What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted
What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? Chocolate moose
Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam
What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food
What do you call chocolate-coated underwear? Snickers
Tom E. Moffatt’s has cooked up a number of hilarious stories for kids. If you need to feed your reading appetite … check out his books here.
