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Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae 

Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer?He wanted some frozen pees 

Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer 

Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse

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What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry 

What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted 

What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? A chocolate moose 

Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam 

What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food 

What do you call chocolate coated underwear? Snickers 

 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae 

Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer? He wanted some frozen pees!

Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer 

Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse 

What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry 

What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted 

What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? Chocolate moose 

Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam 

What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food 

What do you call chocolate-coated underwear? Snickers 

Tom E. Moffatt’s has cooked up a number of hilarious stories for kids. If you need to feed your reading appetite … check out his books here.