Ripe for Laughter: Hilarious Fruit Jokes for All Ages

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Fruit Jokes

I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

What should you say to an apple after it loses weight?

Core, you look good!

What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?

Thanks a bunch

What should you say when taking a photograph of some fruit?

Lychees

What did the banana say when his driver stepped on it?

It’s time to split

Why did the zombie go fruit picking?

It wanted to get berried

What fruit do women eat on their own?

Mango

Which fruit should you not wrestle with?

A Satsumo

Which fruit really honks?

Gooseberries

Why did the boy wrap a grape in newspaper?

He wanted to keep currant

How did the grape know it was going to have babies?

It seed inside

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