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Cheers! This month I’ve been mixing together some drink-related jokes.

What’s it called when you heal someone with citrus fruit? Lemon aid 

Where do aliens keep their tea cups? On their saucer 

Why do people make fizzy drinks? So da water tastes better 

What do you call a glass full of feathers? A cocktail 

Why did the glass get left behind? It ran out of juice 

What do you call a dog that drinks yogurt? Lassie 

How do rulers like their whisky? Straight 

What happened to the naughty coffee bean? It got grounded 

Where does the Enter key go for a drink? The space bar 

What do you call tea that you don’t drink? Tea leaves 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Cheers! This month I’ve been mixing together some drink-related jokes.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s it called when you heal someone with citrus fruit?  Lemon aid 

Where do aliens keep their tea cups? On their saucer 

Why do people make fizzy drinks? So da water tastes better 

What do you call a glass full of feathers? A cocktail 

Why did the glass get left behind? It ran out of juice 

What do you call a dog that drinks yogurt? Lassie 

How do rulers like their whisky? Straight 

What happened to the naughty coffee bean?  It got grounded 

Where does the Enter key go for a drink? The space bar 

What do you call tea that you don’t drink? Tea leaves 

Tom E. Moffatt usually drinks cups of tea while writing his books and jokes.