Liquid Laughter: Drink Jokes for Every Occasion

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Drink Jokes

Cheers! This month I’ve been mixing together some drink-related jokes.

What’s it called when you heal someone with citrus fruit?

Lemon aid

Where do aliens keep their tea cups?

On their saucer

Why do people make fizzy drinks?

So da water tastes better

What do you call a glass full of feathers?

A cocktail

Why did the glass get left behind?

It ran out of juice

What do you call a dog that drinks yogurt?

Lassie

How do rulers like their whisky?

Straight

What happened to the naughty coffee bean?

It got grounded

Where does the Enter key go for a drink?

The space bar

What do you call tea that you don’t drink?

Tea leaves

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