Cheers! This month I’ve been mixing together some drink-related jokes.
What’s it called when you heal someone with citrus fruit? Lemon aid
Where do aliens keep their tea cups? On their saucer
Why do people make fizzy drinks? So da water tastes better
What do you call a glass full of feathers? A cocktail
Why did the glass get left behind? It ran out of juice
What do you call a dog that drinks yogurt? Lassie
How do rulers like their whisky? Straight
What happened to the naughty coffee bean? It got grounded
Where does the Enter key go for a drink? The space bar
What do you call tea that you don’t drink? Tea leaves
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Cheers! This month I’ve been mixing together some drink-related jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s it called when you heal someone with citrus fruit? Lemon aid
Where do aliens keep their tea cups? On their saucer
Why do people make fizzy drinks? So da water tastes better
What do you call a glass full of feathers? A cocktail
Why did the glass get left behind? It ran out of juice
What do you call a dog that drinks yogurt? Lassie
How do rulers like their whisky? Straight
What happened to the naughty coffee bean? It got grounded
Where does the Enter key go for a drink? The space bar
What do you call tea that you don’t drink? Tea leaves
Tom E. Moffatt usually drinks cups of tea while writing his books and jokes.
