Yolk's On You: A Clutch of Hilarious Egg Jokes

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Cracking Egg Jokes

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

What do you call an egg who is really good at squirting yolk out through a hole?

An egg-spurt

Why did the poo hide inside an eggshell?

It wanted to be shell-turd!

How does an egg feel if you rub it on your hair?

Egg-static!

How do birds cook their eggs?

In a flying pan (This was the first joke I ever made up, aged 6. I like to think I have immatured with age!)

Why do eggs go white-water rafting in their sleep?

Eggs-dream sports

When is an egg done?

When it’s ova

How did the nest egg lose its job?

It got laid off

Why did the hammer go to an egg disco?

He’d heard it was a cracking party

Why did the egg put its left leg in?

It was doing the yokey-cokey

What do you get if you sit on an egg?

Bum crack

This egg’s all-white.

No yolk.

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