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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Classic Knock-Knock Jokes

These classic knock-knock jokes always have a person knocking at the door and the punchline sentence usually begins with their name. Despite being some of the oldest jokes in the book, they can still rustle up a few laughs.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ewan
Ewan who?
Ewan me need to talk.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you please let me in? It’s cold out here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kurt
Kurt who?
Kurtains are closed so I thought no one was in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orla
Orla who?
Orla want to do is tell knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie word and I’ll be here to help!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah place where I can hear some decent jokes?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive across the street. It’s very nice to meet you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Max me very hungry knocking on people’s doors. Have you got any food?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita use your bathroom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno any more knock-knock jokes? I’m running out of ideas.

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Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Sound Play Jokes
Sound Play Jokes
Sound-Play Knock-Knock Jokes
Sound-Play Knock-Knock Jokes
Silly Book Titles
Silly Book Titles
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock A-Z
Knock-Knock A-Z
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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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