Christmas is nearly here again, which means it’s time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…
What do the elves say when Santa takes roll? Present!
When does a soldier look like a Christmas tree? When he’s decorated
What should you do if you’re attacked by a Christmas tree? Kick it in the baubles
What do you say to someone who’s worried about Christmas? Yule be fine
Which kings have the best presents on Christmas day? Stockings
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Christmas? Eggnoggstic
What does cheese say at Christmas time? Season’s gratings
Which spies only come out at Christmas? Minspies
What is Santa’s elves’ favourite kind of music? Rap
How was baby Jesus’s medical condition at birth?Stable
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Christmas is nearly here again, which means it’s time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do the elves say when Santa takes roll? Present!
When does a soldier look like a Christmas tree? When he’s decorated
What should you do if you’re attacked by a Christmas tree? Kick it in the baubles
What do you say to someone who’s worried about Christmas? Yule be fine
Which kings have the best presents on Christmas day? Stockings
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Christmas? Eggnoggstic
What does cheese say at Christmas time? Season’s gratings
Which spies only come out at Christmas? Minspies
What is Santa’s elves’ favourite kind of music? Rap
How was baby Jesus’s medical condition at birth? Stable
Tom E. Moffatt ho-ho-hopes you have lots of giggles this Christmas. If you need some more, check out his books and jokes.
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