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Have a Happy Halloween with this monster collection of jokes for kids. They’ll have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here … You’re in for a real treat!
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Why are mummies scared of Christmas?
They don’t want to get unwrapped.
Where do Zombies watch TV?
In the dead room
Why did the girl dress up as a tube of gel?
She wanted a hair-raising costume
What should you do if you are attacked by a ghost?
Kick him in the ghoulies
Why should you never attack a zombie with a drill?
It’s dead boring
Who comes out of your nose on Halloween?
The bogeyman
What’s the worst thing about a haunted school?
Ghoul dinners
What do a thousand bones weigh?
A skeletonne
Who collects nectar from dead flowers?
Zombees
Why did the sausage dress up as a monster?
It was a Hallowiener
How do you start a haunting race?
Ready, set, ghost!
What do polite vampires say?
Fangs a lot
What did the baby say at Halloween?
Trick or Teat!
Why did the boy not want to wear the Grim Reaper costume?
It had a RIP in it
Who writes music for zombies?
Decomposer
Why should you never get into a conversation with a zombie?
He’ll chew your ear off
What do you call a wolf that curses?
A swearwolf
Why did the mummy go on holiday?
It needed to unwind
What’s it called when you make a pointy hat out of black paper?
Witch craft
What do you call soccer played by zombies?
Horrorball
Who gets man of the match on Halloween?
The ghoulkeeper
Why don’t zombies eat skeletons?
They don’t have the guts
Why did the skeleton lose his teaching job?
He didn’t have any pupils
Why did Dracula lose at hide-and-seek?
He kept coffin

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