Cut Loose: Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Hair Jokes

UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Hairy Humour

From bad hair days to fabulous frizz, this hairlarious collection will comb through the tangles of life with a splash of laughter.

How do you keep employers out of your hair?

With dreadlocks

Why did Simple Simon wear a fish on his head?

It was a mullet

How do cannibals like their hair?

In a bun

What do you call a frozen moustache?

An Eski-mo

How did Moses wear his hair?

With a parting

What’s another name for a sheep shearing shed?

The baa-baa

How do flowers like their hair?

In bunches

What did the man say when he started going bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow

How do you make someone’s hair stand on end?

Increase the volume

Why did Simple Simon give the cow a haircut?

To get trimmed milk

Keep the Giggles Going

You Must Be Joking!

Get a FREE Joke Book

Enter your email address below to get a free joke book delivered to your preferred e-reader. You’ll receive the download link and instructions, along with ten of Tom E Moffatt’s freshly squeezed jokes every month. But don’t worry… he keeps all information safe, does not send spam and you can unsubscribe at any time. No joke.

Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.