Best Jokes to Tell Your Dad

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Best Jokes to Tell Your Dad

Dads love a good joke. They also love a terrible joke. Luckily, this collection has both. These funny dad jokes for kids are packed with silly one-liners, groan-worthy gags, and laugh-out-loud family humour.

Why are dad’s farts funny?

Because his butt cracks a joke

What did Dad say when the fridge stopped working?

That’s not cool

Why did Dad do yoga at work?

He needed to reach his stretch goals

Dad told Mum she should embrace her mistakes.

So she gave him a hug.

My dad used to be addicted to hand sanitizer.

He’s clean now.

Why did Dad put a stamp on Mum’s head?

To keep her posted

I asked Dad to help me with my homework.

But he just told me to turn it off and on again.

What happened when D’Artagnan and the three muscateers bought lotto tickets?

All four won

I wanted to make a belt out of watches.

But Dad said it was a waist of time

Dad used to pay attention to the finances.

Then he lost interest.

I love telling Dad Jokes.

Especially when he laughs.

My dad had a great game of golf with his nose…

…but he blew it on the last hole and got a bogey!

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