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Moustache Jokes

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

Where does a bum grow a mo?

On its bottom lip

Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?

Student: You told me to come back in a mo!

Where do moustaches go for a drink?

A handle bar!

How do you choose which moustache to grow?

Eeny meeny miny MO

What do you call a girl with a mo?

Tash

Which month comes after Movember?

Decembeard

What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?

A misstache!

Which nut has the best mo?

A pistachio

Where are old moustaches kept?

In a Moseum.

Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?

Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!

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