Body-Part Jokes to Keep You Laughing

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Body Part Jokes

With more than 200 bones and 70 organs, the human body is a funny old thing. And that’s before you consider all of the poo, snot, earwax and methane gas that we produce. It’s therefore not surprising that body part jokes were one of the easy categories to write.

Hearing aide, where are you?

Over ear!

What’s the fastest thing on your face?

Your nose. It’s always running.

What’s it called when you get eight blisters in a row?

Octopuss

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, there’s something that smells

Why did the singer want a tap for a nose?

So he could lip sink.

Girl: Is that a rabbit on your head?

Boy: No, it’s just my hare.

What should you do if you hurt your foot while driving?

Call a toe-truck

Why do eyes make dedicated teachers?

They only have one pupil

Which part of your body likes to drink milk?

Your calf

Why should children never crawl around on gravel?

It’s bad for their kid-knees

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