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Simple Simon Jokes

We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.
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Why did Simple Simon fill his suitcase with torches?
He was told to pack light
Why did Simple Simon throw his alarm clock away?
It was going off
Why did Dense Denise marry the football player?
She was told he was a keeper
Why did Simple Simon cry after throwing his phone out the window?
He forgot to put it in flight mode
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? You don’t know? Really?
I thought you’d know that one!
Why did Simple Simon put his phone in a field of bulls?
It needed charging
Why did Simple Simon take a glue gun to work?
He was told to stick to his day job
What do you call an idiot going backwards?
Toidi
Why did Simple Simon bury a clock?
He wanted to grow some thyme
Why did Simple Simon sit down to chew gum?
He didn’t want to overachieve

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Readers Favourites
Readers Favourites
Family Jokes
Family Jokes
Medical Mayhem
Medical Mayhem
Farm Jokes
Farm Jokes
Fairy Tale Jokes
Fairy Tale Jokes
Write Your Own Name Jokes
Write Your Own Name Jokes
Gardening Jokes
Gardening Jokes
Jokes Around Town
Jokes Around Town
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Body Part Jokes
Body Part Jokes
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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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